Hey, keep it down, will ya? I'm trying to sleep here. It's not easy getting 18 hours a day, you know. You people have no idea of the dedication it takes to be a cat.
Wait, what is that? The vacuum cleaner?! Are you serious? You know I hate that thing. Why do you need to ruin a perfectly good ten hour nap with the vacuum cleaner? To clean up the cat hair? Seriously, cat hair is a great improvement to this furniture. I'm just sayin'.
Na na na na na na na..... I can't hear you...
Just go away and take that stupid vacuum cleaner with you. And do it now, before I have to get off this couch and make you.
I'm the world's most efficient predator, you know. They said so on that Discovery Channel program. Or maybe it was TLC -- I don't remember.
Anyway, don't make me unsheathe my claws. You'll be sorry. Once I use my whiskers to find your windpipe, it's all over, baby. Actually, I'm not sure what a windpipe is, exactly, but I'll.... figure.... it.... out..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz